Not everything here is about movies…
Yesterday, I went to Walmart to grab a few items along with my lunch. Instead of going back to work or waste time returning home to eat it, I had a li’l picnic in my car. Well, I got a front row seat to an old-timer, who looked like an extra from WestWorld, was parked directly across from me. As he was putting his groceries away, he was looking around, being a bit “shifty”. I soon found out why…This guy, in broad daylight, adjusts himself behind his vehicle’s open door, to RELIEVE himself! Forming a puddle beneath him. That would be a show on its own but the absolute cherry on top of it all is, a woman was coming up our row, possibly to chastise this man for this atrocity. You would think! But no. Oh, no. She interrupted Old Man River…to borrow his carriage! And he obliged! Somehow, she hadn’t seen him. His septuagenarian-sense must have kicked in to compose himself (mid-stream*). As the wheels rolled through the freshness, she took his cart toward the store, probably wondering where that urine smell is coming from…
It reminds me of that quote; “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become an old man relieving himself in a Walmart parking lot.”
– Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)
*Now, I don’t know about YOU fellas out there but if you stop the flow of your natural spring, it doesn’t feel so great. That guy probably had more discomfort AFTER than he did initially choosing a parking lot as his personal watering hole.
Arguing With Myself 